Farming takes too long, and it’s sort of expensive. You gotta hand it to the Vegans, either they’re all rich cats who figured out that they gotta live as long as they can so they can continue being rich cats, or they’re relatively poor, but have figured out how to eat healthy despite their financial disadvantage.

Incidentally, I’m an Omnivore. I feast on the blood of the grains I grow with mine hands destined for greatness.

YOU HEAR ME, WORLD? I AM THE LAST COOL CAT STANDING! THE HUMAN RACE IS NOT ENTIRELY EXTINCT!!!

I MAY RIP OFF THE BACKGROUNDS, BUT I’M NOT A HACK!!!! RAAAAAAUUURRRRRRR!!!!

What’s this vision I see? I, Pierce- the greatest survivor ever to enter the Minecraft plane, see this pink thingy with giant eyes speaking to my most humble ego. I’m going to be popular? I hope to the few things actually greater than myself that I can actually get popular in a world full of the undead, creepers, evil funking bugs and a distinct lack of other human beings such as myself.

Except for the villagers… Those guys are stingy pricks.

Hang on, I think I’m sleeping on a rock… Wait, am I even sleeping? I thought I was knocked out… Okay, where’s that “On” switch in my consciousness again?

You may be wondering: Why didn’t I summon my inner Link and commit Ganon-cide on that Ghast’s face? Aren’t I Pierce: The world’s wisest Survivor? The wise miner who imparts the most excellent wisdom in existence?

Well sorry to disappoint, but I’m currently suffering a f!#@ing concussion right now!

Snog worf puddawup bazing blorg chumble spuzz.

Nah. Ghosts are nothing but special effects in films and the call-sign of pretentious special operations personnel.

There was this one strange thing in a neighborhood I visited. Turned out I came across the GameChap server and that was just a Creeper invasion. I skedaddled like a beast after stealing the blueprints for Mjolnir.

A bunker is faster to build than a house, leaving you to spend the first day gathering more resources and evaluating your surroundings.

Besides, how would you build up when you don’t even have materials to build with? Are you silly? Are you mad?

You can, however, build dinosaur robots. That doesn’t count, as dinosaur robots are still robots first and dinosaurs second.

It’s too bad dinosaurs became almost as obsolete as the first-generation iPod.

Please stand by… World Building…